portal 2 In the end
The usual melting pot of existing design influence, of course. I love sleek sexy cold-hearted bitch GLaDOS but I have a hard time hearing some of her dialogue when she’s all put-together. I imagine her kinda like your crazy eccentric aunt. A little unhinged, prone to ourburts, has crazy eccentric aunt hair. Still workin’ on her, tho.
Portal 2’s “I Am Not A Moron” scene, separated into the dialog (left side) and the music (right side). Enjoy.
“Those people, in the portrait. They look so…familiar.”
Portal 2. The Ruined Aperture Science Relaxation Center and The Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Annex.
I heard it was Portal 2’s first anniversary soon! Sorry no characters or anything, I was just fooling around aha (and my mother is yelling at me for using the internet….)
sorry I won’t be online much….. gonna miss the internet…
Three unused voice clips from Portal 2 of GLaDOS giving some particularly nasty monologues.
“You’re angry. I know it. “He’s tested me too hard, boohoo.” I don’t suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings though, did you? You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life.”
“Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I’m brilliant. I’m not bragging; it’s an objective fact. I’m the most massive collection of wisdom that’s ever existed, and I hate you. It can’t be for no reason. You must deserve it.”
“Did you ever stop to think that eventually there’s a point where your name is mentioned for the very last time? Well, here it is. I’m going to kill you, Chell.”
Cara Mia Addio (music box version)
Here’s the poster that comes with the PotatOS toy
Chell, you were such a smartass little kid
not that I expected anything less
Chell you marvelous creature
I especially appreciate how long-winded she was.
“Didn’t produce enough volts to power anything important”
chell you beautiful child
chell as a child
let me hold you