YOUR NAME IS JANE CROCKER AND YOU’RE FUCKING RIPPED.
TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO BENCH PRESS TEN THOUSAND POUNDS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE STRONGEST GIRL ON EARTH. YOU SURRENDERED YOUR BOOBS IN FAVOR OF PECS BECAUSE ONLY GIRLS HAVE BOOBS AND YOU ARE NOT A GIRL. YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!
YOUR INTERESTS INCLUDE PROTEIN SHAKES, LIFTING WEIGHTS, BEATING UP STUPID BOYS AND STEROIDS. YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE STUPID SIDE EFFECTS OF THEM. YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE BALLS TO SHRINK. AND FUCK THOSE IDIOTS WHO SAY IT MAKES YOU AGGRESSIVE!
YOU DEFINITELY DON’T PLAY STUPID ASS FUCKING VIDEOGAMES BECAUSE THEY ARE FOR STUPID LITTLE CHILDREN WHO POOP HARD IN THEIR BABY ASS DIAPERS.
BUT ENOUGH TALK. TIME TO GET RIIIIIIPPED!!!!
Reblogging again because Jane has a shit ton of blue potions in this update. WHICH COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING….
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